One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. - Mark Twain

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W.C. Fields

I've taken my godson fossil-hunting and there's nothing more magical than finding a shiny shell and knowing you're the first person to have seen it for 150 million years.- Sir David Attenborough

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.- Groucho Marx

I love museums more than any other institution the human race has invented. Museum people are always overworked and underpaid, and they all deserve sainthood, every one. - Dr. Robert Bakker

I took the road less traveled and now I don’t know where the hell I am. - Shannon Martin

The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. - Jacques Yves Cousteau

Always hike with someone in worse shape than you. The bears out there will know. - Unknown

Bones and rocks are eloquent storytellers, if you know how to listen to them. - Dr. Robert Bakker

Humans are just animals with fancy dens. - Unknown